Let me start off by saying it’s completely okay to not like, listen to(even though you secretly do), or understand Beyoncé. I’ll never understand how one could deny her talent, her work ethic, and just her general awesome-as-fuckness #blackgirlmagic, but that’s a conversation I won’t be having with nonsensical/miserable haters for lack of better words. The problem I have is when you wish death upon someone’s unborn children. Who the f*ck raised you computer thugs? Y’all know GOT DAMN well half the shit y’all use Twitter/Instagram/Facebook fingers to say, you would never dare say in person!
Now I am the first to make a joke about your favs, but never would I ever wish death upon their unborn child, family, etc. Who the f*ck hurt you? Did you not get enough hugs as a child? Do you need something more constructive to do with your time? I could Google some things for you to do! Because wishing death upon someone’s unborn child is not productive or warranted, PERIOD!
Beyoncé has done nothing to you deplorable humans. All she does is be a wife, mother, singer/songwriter, philanthropist, and be awesome as fuck! She also BOOKS and SLAYS stages effortlessly, and generally shits on your fav’s entire lives! These are FACTS not #alternativefacts. You’re favs could possibly never and you’re mad about it. Admit it!
Maybe you’re favs would be further in their careers if y’all channeled all this negative energy y’all direct at Beyoncé into buying your their albums, helping them book a stage, helping finance some voice lessons, or helping them find some stage presence. Those are just a few, I could go on, but I won’t! Know that the list is long as f*ck!
Again it’s COMPLETELY okay to not like, listen to, or understand the phenomenon that is Beyoncé, no one is asking you to go up for her in the way that the Beyhive does! I get it, you don’t understand why we go in panic mode about all things Beyoncé, and that’s fine. There are some things you just won’t understand, and you just have to be okay with that. We’re okay with your favs being mediocre and putting out lackluster albums and giving basic ass stage shows. Someone has to be number 2,3, and 4.
NEVER is it ok to wish harm upon a unborn baby or a person for that matter. Please get y’all some business! When all else fails, shade Beyoncé, I guess!?! You do know it’s perfectly fine to just keep the f*ck quiet and say nothing, that sh*t is free 24/7. If you’re so “unbothered” by Beyoncé then why in the ENTIRE f*ck would you waste your time making a negative remarks about her? I think I know the answer, you want some attention and the only way people will pay your miserable asses some attention is if you state mean and horrible untrue things about Beyoncé.
Jokes are fine, I am always HERE for a good joke, but when it goes to a place of evilness, that shi*t ain’t cool! So I’ll say this and I’ll move on, it costs you absolutely nothing to sh*t the fuck up! Beyoncé will continue be awesome as fuck, the Beyhive will continue to go up for her, and your favs will continue to TRY to get to her level. Sadly they could never, but who’s keeping count? When you’re fav comes across my timeline I just keep scrolling, and you should do the same when Beyoncé come across yours, since you’re so “unbothered”
Oh and one last thing just because a person patakes in celebrity news, reality TV, or etc. that does not mean that said person is completely oblivious to current events! We just need a break from the current shit show Sir Cheeto is putting on. It’s POSSIBLE to be informed about multiple topics at THE SAME DAMN TIME! So all you fake “WOKE” people go lay down!
Y’all be blessed!
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