Hot Damn Hoe Here We Go Again!
So this must be try Queen Bey week. In WTF news Miley Cyrus feels that she can replace Bey *side m*thaf*ckin eye* In an interview with UK’s Love Magazine, Miley had this to say,
Beyonce has been a big inspiration to me but she’s been out for such a long time…She’s so talented and I think she’s at the top of the game now but people are always looking for new blood and that’s what I bring to the game now, new blood
Okay while I understand that the music industry is always looking for the next best thing, and Beyonce is not above reproach, this is outlandish! Name one bish that even comes close to Bey that is out right now, I’ll wait *crosses arms* YOU CAN”T! Now I tried to see it for Miley, with all her antics, I chalked it up to growing pains, and trying to break free of the Disney image, but little girl you have completely ran the entire f*ck out with this here! Did you miss when Bey released an album with absolutely no promotion at all and it shot straight to number one! WITH NO PROMOTION! Now while I believe you have star power and legions of fans, ma’am I don’t think you could do that, matter of fact I know you can’t! Miley went on to say,
I got the the total package, you know? The curves, the rhythm, and the voice…I’m just the best
Wait…wait…whut!?! Curves? Where? Rhythm? What rhythm? Voice? Maybe. Someone please help me get these folding chairs out the basement so Miley can have several seats, and have her head examined! These delusions of grandeur are far too much! This must stop. She went on to say,
As Beyonce grows into motherhood and all the crap it does to your body, it will create a vacuum for fresh young faces to rise up and no one else can properly fill that void right now…I’m the only white female singer that could fill that slot right now and do it right, you know?
Hell f*ck naw we don’t know Miley! This must be an evil trick, or someone must be punking me because this just can’t be!?! When will these girls learn! I mean she would have had a better chance making these comment about Britney Spears, I may have agreed with her, but then again no I wouldn’t have because she can’t touch Britney either! I won’t even go on with the additional asinine quotes. This interview had to have been done before Bey dropped her album, I can’t see her saying this after. I’ll just leave Ms. Miley with the following VIDEO
She “allegedly” is planning to find the person spreading the quotes and pursue legal action *side eye*. It sounds to me that someone on her PR team is on damage control, I honestly think she made the comments and she didn’t think it was going to cause a problem, we will see how this plays out. Bey is not going to even address this, she never does, but the Beyhive’s is going to come in like a ‘Wrecking Ball,” and take care of it.