Watch Blue Ivy’s Ballet Recital Performance

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Beyhive Rejoice! The Creole Gawds have smiled down upon us!

Kinfolks! Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s daughter Blue Ivy Carter is out here being great and sh*t! She is out her following in her famous parents foot steps and giving all the loyal followers of the Beyhive a Laurieann “BOOM KACK” Gibson style 8 count to Earth, Wind, and Fire’s iconic song, September. TMZ nabbed footage of the dance recital and we are HERE for it! And before the haters start yapping about why we care so much, let’s remember that we don’t want to see what Lil Timmy drew in art class or what a mess he made at the house, while we’re trying to heat up our lunch in the break room, but we grin and bear it! So you will DEAL! Continue reading

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If You’re So “Unbothered” by Beyoncé, Why Is Her Name Always In Your Mouth? 


Let me start off by saying it’s completely okay to not like, listen to(even though you secretly do), or understand Beyoncé. I’ll never understand how one could deny her talent, her work ethic, and just her general awesome-as-fuckness #blackgirlmagic, but that’s a conversation I won’t be having with nonsensical/miserable haters for lack of better words. The problem I have is when you wish death upon someone’s unborn children. Who the f*ck raised you computer thugs? Y’all know GOT DAMN well half the shit y’all use Twitter/Instagram/Facebook fingers to say, you would never dare say in person!

Now I am the first to make a joke about your favs, but never would I ever wish death upon their unborn child, family, etc. Who the f*ck hurt you? Did you not get enough hugs as a child? Do you need something more constructive to do with your time? I could Google some things for you to do! Because wishing death upon someone’s unborn child is not productive or warranted, PERIOD! 

Beyoncé has done nothing to you deplorable humans. All she does is be a wife, mother, singer/songwriter, philanthropist, and be awesome as fuck! She also BOOKS and SLAYS stages effortlessly, and generally shits on your fav’s entire lives! These are FACTS not #alternativefacts. You’re favs could possibly never and you’re mad about it. Admit it! 

Maybe you’re favs would be further in their careers if y’all channeled all this negative energy y’all direct at Beyoncé into buying your their albums, helping them book a stage, helping finance some voice lessons, or helping them find some stage presence. Those are just a few, I could go on, but I won’t! Know that the list is long as f*ck!

Again it’s COMPLETELY okay to not like, listen to, or understand the phenomenon that is Beyoncé, no one is asking you to go up for her in the way that the Beyhive does! I get it, you don’t understand why we go in panic mode about all things Beyoncé, and that’s fine. There are some things you just won’t understand, and you just have to be okay with that. We’re okay with your favs being mediocre and putting out lackluster albums and giving basic ass stage shows. Someone has to be number 2,3, and 4. 

NEVER is it ok to wish harm upon a unborn baby or a person for that matter. Please get y’all some business! When all else fails, shade Beyoncé, I guess!?! You do know it’s perfectly fine to just keep the f*ck quiet and say nothing, that sh*t is free 24/7. If you’re so “unbothered” by Beyoncé then why in the ENTIRE f*ck would you waste your time making a negative remarks about her? I think I know the answer, you want some attention and the only way people will pay your miserable asses some attention is if you state mean and horrible untrue things about Beyoncé.

Jokes are fine, I am always HERE for a good joke, but when it goes to a place of evilness, that shi*t ain’t cool! So I’ll say this and I’ll move on, it costs you absolutely nothing to sh*t the fuck up! Beyoncé will continue be awesome as fuck, the Beyhive will continue to go up for her, and your favs will continue to TRY to get to her level. Sadly they could never, but who’s keeping count? When you’re fav comes across my timeline I just keep scrolling, and you should do the same when Beyoncé come across yours, since you’re so “unbothered”

Oh and one last thing just because a person patakes in celebrity news, reality TV, or etc. that does not mean that said person is completely oblivious to current events! We just need a break from the current shit show Sir Cheeto is putting on. It’s POSSIBLE to be informed about multiple topics at THE SAME DAMN TIME! So all you fake “WOKE” people go lay down! 

Y’all be blessed! 
 

Beyoncé Announces ‘The Formation World Tour’ — Get the Details Here

  
BeyHive Rejoice!

I knew she was going to do it! Beyoncé just announced The Formation World Tour directly following her Super Bowl performance and guess the f*ck whut!?! I got my coins in FORMATION and I will be in attendance for this show just like all the other shows!

Ima tell my friends, family, and associates like this! Please have your coins in formation because I am not waiting on a single soul to purchase tickets. I am going with or without you, and I’m just serious!

Check out the dates below:

  
Have your coins in FORMATION!

BEYONCÉ, JAY Z, NICKI MINAJ, & LIL WAYNE TO PERFORM AT TIDAL X: 1020 CONCERT

 

Jay-Z’s Tidal has hit 1 million subscribers! In honor of that the Roc Nation/Creole Gods have decided to gift their loyal subjects with a concert! The line-up include Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Prince, and Usher, just to name few. 

Ladies and gentlemen this an awesome line-up! But the way my budget is set up, I unfortunately won’t be able to attend the live concert, but thanks to Tidal we’ll be able to live stream it! I will have my snacks and cocktails on deck and the Apple TV streaming this concert!
Will you be watching? Are you a Tidal subscriber? Are you ready for this experience?

[WATCH] Your Faves Could Never!:Beyoncé Shuts Down Made In America Festival 

  
BeyHive Rejoice! 

There’s really not much that needs to be said here, basically the Queen Bey came through and shut down the hubby Jay-Z’s Made In American Festival in Philly over the weekend. That’s just the black ass bottom line! Your faves could never! Carry on! 

Check out the clips below:

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Watch Full Concert:

Jay-Z was spotted STANNING for his wife in the audience as any husband should do!

Whut say you?

[PHOTO CREDIT: INSTAGRAM @beyonce]

[WATCH]New Video: Feeling Myself-Nicki Minaj Featuring Beyoncé

 
BeyHive and Barbz Rejoice!

Nicki Minaj & Queen Bey have dropped the visual for Feelin Myself from Nicki’s The  Pink Print. This song is one of my favs off the album. Nicki & Bey don’t disappoint,  they don’t too much, but give me just enough of what I need!

The video is very fun and free, Nicki and Bey feed each other McDonald’s at one point in the video. Don’t rejoice too fast tho…the video is currently only available to Tidal subscribers. Sooooooo glad I am in that number! Are you? Won’t have me out here looking crazy when Jay & Bey drop this joint album. 

If you subscribe to Tidal watch it HERE

If you’re not in that number check out a few flicks below:

   
      
 Whut say you? 

[Photo Credit:Tidal]