I’ll Have Some Of What Miley Is Drinking & Smoking: Miley Thinks She Can Fill Beyoncé’s Spot(UPDATED)

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Hot Damn Hoe Here We Go Again!

So this must be try Queen Bey week. In WTF news Miley Cyrus feels that she can replace Bey *side m*thaf*ckin eye*  In an interview with UK’s Love Magazine, Miley had this to say,

Beyonce has been a big inspiration to me but she’s been out for such a long time…She’s so talented and I think she’s at the top of the game now but people are always looking for new blood and that’s what I bring to the game now, new blood

Okay while I understand that the music industry is always looking for the next best thing, and  Beyonce is not above reproach, this is outlandish!  Name one bish that even comes close to Bey that is out right now, I’ll wait *crosses arms* YOU CAN”T! Now I tried to see it for Miley, with all her antics, I chalked it up to growing pains, and trying to break free of the Disney image, but little girl you have completely ran the entire f*ck out with this here! Did you miss when Bey released an album with absolutely no promotion at all and it shot straight to number one! WITH NO PROMOTION! Now while I believe you have star power and legions of fans, ma’am I don’t think you could do that, matter of fact I know you can’t! Miley went on to say,

I got the the total package, you know? The curves, the rhythm, and the voice…I’m just the best

Wait…wait…whut!?! Curves? Where? Rhythm? What rhythm? Voice? Maybe. Someone please help me get these folding chairs out the basement so Miley can have several seats, and have her head examined! These delusions of grandeur are far too much! This must stop. She went on to say,

As Beyonce grows into motherhood and all the crap it does to your body, it will create a vacuum for fresh young faces to rise up and no one else can properly fill that void right now…I’m the only white female singer that could fill that slot right now and do it right, you know?

Hell f*ck naw we don’t know Miley! This must be an evil trick, or someone must be punking me because this just can’t be!?! When will these girls learn! I mean she would have had a better chance making these comment about Britney Spears, I may have agreed with her, but then again no I wouldn’t have because she can’t touch Britney either! I won’t even go on with the additional asinine quotes.  This interview had to have been done before Bey dropped her album, I can’t see her saying this after. I’ll just leave Ms. Miley with the following VIDEO

[*UPDATE*]

So now Miley is denying making the asinine quotes to Love Magazine UK, let the back peddling begin!miley-beyonce-tweets

She “allegedly”  is planning to find the person spreading the quotes and pursue legal action *side eye*. It sounds to me that someone on her PR team is on damage control, I honestly think she made the comments and she didn’t think it was going to cause a problem, we will see how this plays out. Bey is not going to even address this, she never does, but the Beyhive’s is going to come in like a ‘Wrecking Ball,” and take care of it.

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Raz B Coma Story A Hoax! Are We Surprised?

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This is the type of shit that I don’t like!

Stunt Queen extraordinaire Raz B has has done it again! If you didn’t already know, last week Raz B was injured trying to break up a fight in a club in China where he was performing. He ended up having to have surgery to repair a hole in his lip. Well the next day it was reported that he slipped into a coma *side-eye*

When the story broke about this whole coma/life support business a part of me didn’t believe he was in a coma, because of Raz’s history of stunts and shows, but I didn’t comment because someone being in a coma and on life support is serious thing and nothing to play with. Welp! I should have went with my first mind a called BULLSHIT! CNN is reporting that the whole Raz B coma story was a hoax!

An online media report that R&B singer De’Mario “Raz B” Thornton was in a coma in China was a hoax, according to his agent.

The R&B singer was hurt in a nightclub brawl near Shanghai, but his injuries were not serious, manager Elayne Rivers told CNN Monday. “The comments about Raz being in a coma did not come from his official representative,” Rivers said.

The singer’s brother, who performs under the name Ricky Romance, said in a statement sent to CNN Monday afternoon that he had been “misled by unknown reasons.”

“I was unfortunately unable to contact my brother at the time and then panicked,” Romance said. “I then alerted as many people of this information hoping to gather facts… Since the source that gave me this information was what I thought to be legitimately reliable I didn’t question I just believed. I apologize if I seem like I jumped to conclusions but a coma is a serious situation and it was concerning my brother whom is my best friend as well. I sincerely apologize for the confusion I caused if that is the case.”

A celebrity news website first reported the original member of the boy band B2K was in a coma Saturday, identifying its source as Toy Jones.

Although Jones gave CNN the same information Sunday, she declined to give the name of the hospital — only saying it was in the Zhejiang province near Shanghai.

Several hours later, Jones sent CNN a written statement saying the singer had miraculously recovered from the coma and would be released from the hospital in days. The unedited statement reads: “Doctor says Numerous Brain scans showed that Raz’s entire cortex- the parts of the brain that give us consciousness, thought, Memory and understanding is now functioning. Doctors say its a miracle and told his family that he stands a strong chance of survival and no signs of being brain dead for the rest of his life against all odds,Raz woke up this morning and is in stable condition We ask the the fans and media respect our family’s privacy”

CNN chose not to report the story until the story until details could be confirmed by the U.S. State Department, officials at the U.S. embassy in China or Chinese officials. Raz B also reached out personally to CNN in an e-mail asking that nothing be published.

Rivers sent a statement distancing the singer from the coma report on Monday.

When CNN asked Jones about the statement, she said “as far as I know it is true” that he was in a coma. She said she was hired by Raz B’s family to get the story out to the news media.

Dozens of news agencies around the world — including in China — repeated the coma story, giving Raz B more publicity in one weekend than he’s likely had since his group disbanded nine years ago.

It’s a damn shame that washed up celebrities have to stoop to such levels to gain attention. Can we send Raz B to a planet all by himself! I don’t see it for him! I blame Chris Stokes for this foolishness right here. SMDH!

What planet should he go to?

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Girl Whut!?!: Ola Ray Releases Tribute Song “Remember” For MJ

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Probably most famous for playing Michael Jackson’s leading lady is his iconic “Thiller” video, Ola Ray has decided to jump on the MJ tribute wagon and release her tribute song entitled  ‘Remember’

I have no words for this I can’t even think of anything to say, this f*ckery speaks for itself!

Check It Out Below:

Thoughts?

Girl Whut!?!: Chris Brown Accuser Says She Just Really Wants An Apology

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According to TMZ, Chris Brown’s accuser was asked if she will see sue for pain and suffering or for payment of hospital bills(most people would)and she stated all she really wants is an apology, but she still moving forward with with the criminal allegations. Say whut now!?! She has apparently already has a lawyer. Girl Whut!?!

Ok…so many questions, so little time. Ma’am if your not going to sue for pain and suffering and/or hospital expenses then what the fcuk is the purpose!?! This has to be dumbest f*ckery I have ever heard! An apology really!?! How about we have Chris tweet you one!!(he seems to do so well)

Brown still obtains that he has been falsely accused, which I can kinda see after this development, but again who am I?

Something in the milk ain’t clean! But we will see how this plays out.

Thoughts?

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Chris Brown Accused of Assault in California

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Things just never seem to go right for Chris Brown…SMH

According to TMZ Chris Brown has been accused of injuring a 24 year-old woman named Deanna Gines in Anaheim, California. The victim says the injuries are so bad they may require surgery. Ms. Gines claims Brown shoved her deliberately, and she fell hard on her knees.

Chris Brown shrugged off the incident on this Twitter account simply tweeting “I didn’t do anything”(Why does he still have a Twitter account? UGH!)

His rep Nicole Perna said “I’m unaware of the incident, as is Chris’ lawyer and his entire team.”

Hopefully for Christopher’s sake these allegations are found to be false. It’s a damn shame to be so talented and have that overshadowed by this type of foolishness.

I will keep my eye on this developing story

What are your thoughts?

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WHAT IN THE ENTIRE F*CK NEWS : J. COLE FAN APOLOGIZES FOR THREATENING TO KILL HIS SISTER, HE CLAIMS IT WAS BB GUN

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So…apparently earlier this week a crazed J. Cole fan tweeted a picture to Cole, with what looks like a real gun pointed at a young girl(his sister), and threatened to shoot his sister if Cole didn’t give him a retweet. J. Cole quickly retweeted the crazed fan not knowing if the fan was serious.(Really tho….!?!) Well now it seems that this fan is having the worst week ever.

The 19 year old Texas native is now under investigation by police after being reported to the authorities by Twitter and TMZ.

Then teen tells TMZ

I’d like to apologize to America for the photo and to put J. Cole in that position. It was an unloaded BB gun and my sister was in on it. I only tweeted it because I didn’t expect a response. Mr. Cole please don’t sue me. I want to formally apologize more to J. Cole and yeah my mom made me delete my twitter until I fixed it

These 90’s babies are something else, can we send them to their own planet because this is just stupid! For a retweet really??

TMZ, NECOLE BITCHIE